NEW !We're going to be auctioning stuff through this site soon so start flexing those cards of yours right now! We've got :

- one motorbike helmet, silver with the words 'If There's Music in Hell, It'll be Sword Rampant!' around it, one or two scratches but sound. Extra-large. As seen.

- Sword Rampant beanie hats, one size fits all.

- Beerboobs' drumsticks, signed with his unique cross. Guaranteed used only by Beerboobs and containing his awesome vibe.

- Purple Sword England t-shirts, signed by the band.

- Official guitar picks used by Pornstar. Wiped clean if you want.

- Pornstar's pouch - believe me, man, it's unbelievable! - washed and signed.
Size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXLarge, natch!